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Geronimo Stilton #6: Paws Off, Cheddarface! by Geronimo Stilton
azw3 |eng | 2011-08-01 | Author:Geronimo Stilton

( Category: Media Tie-In August 1,2020 )
Fortunately, the Milk by Neil Gaiman & Skottie Young
epub |eng | 2013-09-16 | Author:Neil Gaiman & Skottie Young [Gaiman, Neil & Young, Skottie]

I raced down the rope ladder and placed the emerald back into the face’s eye. Then, as the volcano stopped erupting, I looked around for the milk. I knew it ...
( Category: Time Travel July 31,2020 )
The Berenstain Bears Go to School by Stan Berenstain & Jan Berenstain
epub, mobi |eng | 2010-10-27 | Author:Stan Berenstain & Jan Berenstain [Berenstain, Stan & Berenstain, Jan]

Those were all things Sister liked to do. And she had never seen such big jars of paint … or such fine blocks. There was even a whole barrel of ...
( Category: Bears July 29,2020 )
Stink and the World's Worst Super-Stinky Sneakers by Megan McDonald & Peter H. Reynolds
epub |eng | 2007-02-16 | Author:Megan McDonald & Peter H. Reynolds [Mcdonald, Megan & Reynolds, Peter H.]

“Ha, ha, very funny. Like that really helped,” said Judy, pinching her nose closed and talking in a funny voice. “Then just shut your door,” said Stink. “Like this!” He ...
( Category: Nature July 27,2020 )
Percy Jackson's Greek Heroes by Rick Riordan & John Rocco
epub |eng | 2015-08-18 | Author:Rick Riordan & John Rocco [Riordan, Rick & Rocco, John]

THE ANCIENT GREEKS called this guy Bellerophon the Blameless, which is funny, since he was always in trouble. His real name wasn’t even Bellerophon. He got that name after his ...
( Category: Anthologies July 27,2020 )
Peril at the Top of the World by James Patterson
epub |eng | 2016-07-04 | Author:James Patterson [PATTERSON, JAMES / GRABENSTEIN, CHRIS]

“Here is something else for you to consider.” He reached into his chest pocket. I flinched because I was half expecting him to pull out one of those gnarly survival ...
( Category: Humor July 26,2020 )
The Judy Moody Star Studded Collection by Megan McDonald & Peter H. Reynolds
epub |eng | 2004-01-01 | Author:Megan McDonald & Peter H. Reynolds [Mcdonald, Megan & Reynolds, Peter H.]

“Ta da!” called Judy. “Hooray!” Everybody clapped and cheered. “Mouse, I’ll be famous at last!” Judy squeezed her. “And now, last but not least,” said the pet store lady, “a ...
( Category: Girls & Women July 26,2020 )
A Day with Wilbur Robinson by William Joyce
epub |eng | 2017-03-03 | Author:William Joyce

( Category: Humor July 25,2020 )
The Best Mistake Ever! And Other Stories by Richard Scarry
epub |eng | 1984-01-02 | Author:Richard Scarry [Scarry, Richard]

“Not so fast!” said Lowly Worm. “Slow down!” But Huckle did not slow down. He turned the corner and CRASHED right into Postman Pig. “Cucko-o-o-o-o!” went the clock. “Oh, no! ...
( Category: Beginner Readers July 24,2020 )
George's Marvellous Medicine by Roald Dahl & Quentin Blake
mobi, epub |eng | 2010-09-15 | Author:Roald Dahl & Quentin Blake

He soon found out. Suddenly she began to grow. It was quite slow at first… just a very gradual inching upwards… up, up, up… inch by inch… getting taller and ...
( Category: Jokes & Riddles July 24,2020 )
Goosebumps #54: Don't Go to Sleep! by R. L. Stine R L; Stine
epub |eng | 1997-07-15 | Author:R. L. Stine R L; Stine [Stine, R. L. Stine R L;]

14 I backed up against the cage wall. The cold steel bars pressed into my back. My legs were trembling so hard, I thought I would fall on my face. ...
( Category: Spine-Chilling Horror July 24,2020 )
The end by Lemony Snicket
epub | | 2010-08-15 | Author:Lemony Snicket [Snicket, Lemony]

The phrase “in the dark,” as I'm sure you know, can refer not only to one's shadowy surroundings, but also to the shadowy secrets of which one might be unaware. ...
( Category: Humor July 24,2020 )
Day of the Diesels (Thomas & Friends) by W. Awdry
epub |eng | 2011-08-01 | Author:W. Awdry [Awdry, W.]

Suddenly, Thomas whooshed in. “Percy, I’ve been looking for you. Flynn’s hose is missing!” “It must be at the Search and Rescue Center,” Percy said. “A friend delivered it for ...
( Category: Trains July 24,2020 )
A. A. Milne by The House at Pooh Corner Winnie-the-Pooh 04
mobi |eng | 2011-08-25 | Author:The House at Pooh Corner Winnie-the-Pooh 04 [Winnie-the-Pooh 04, The House at Pooh Corner]

"Three sticks," said Rabbit promptly. "You see?" said Eeyore to Piglet. He turned to Rabbit. "I will now answer your question," he said solemnly. "Thank you," said Rabbit. "What does ...
( Category: General Broadcasting July 24,2020 )
The Berenstain Bears and the Bike Lesson by Stan Berenstain & Jan Berenstain
epub |eng | 1964-09-12 | Author:Stan Berenstain & Jan Berenstain [Berenstain, Stan & Berenstain, Jan]

Wait, my son. You must learn some more. I have yet to teach you lesson four. When you come to a puddle what will you do? Will you go around ...
( Category: Beginner Readers July 24,2020 )

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